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cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

HUFFLEPUFFFFFFFF

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csmac:

And this makes me sad…

csmac:

And this makes me sad…

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Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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Finally I can photobomb myself! What a weird and wonderful compliment to be included in the ranks of talent already committed to wax. I’ve been accused of being wooden in my work but never waxy! … Also my agents will be thrilled, they’ve wanted a clone of me for some time!
Benedict Cumberbatch, on getting a wax figure in Madame Tussauds London (x)

onebuttscratcher:

I’m not confident in social situations; just going up to someone in a bar and saying ‘Hi’ is going to be even more difficult because they won’t know the real me. They will just know me as a fictional person I play on the screen.— Benedict Cumberbatch

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onebuttscratcher:

I’m not confident in social situations; just going up to someone in a bar and saying ‘Hi’ is going to be even more difficult because they won’t know the real me. They will just know me as a fictional person I play on the screen.
 Benedict Cumberbatch

The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (Page 280)

Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
Computer: I don't understand.
Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
Computer: You attempt to ju-
Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
Computer: I do not-
Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
Computer: I do not-
Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Crawl.
Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
Hazel: Snake crawl.
Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
COmputer: I don't understand-
Isaac: Me neither. Pause.

imaginitis:

aggressivelytwerkinganderson:

imaginitis:

au where sherlock is WAY less shy about his love for dance and every moment of time is just another opportunity for a high kick and it drives john fucking mental but he does find it a little cute when sherlock closes his eyes and goes into first position when he is thinking very hard about something

I’m just imagining him walking into the sitting room like

"JOHN!" [does high kick and pirouet] "WE HAVE A CASE!" [dramatically prances to get his coat]

my vision exactly


Happy birthday, Dan! (born July 23rd, 1989)

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